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| INSTANT ECLIPSE Tim Hunkin & Sarah Angliss1999  Shut yourself inside and watch the sky darken and the stars come out - to a brilliant soundtrack by Sarah Angliss. . |
MICROBREAK Tim Hunkin 2002 .  Sit in the chair and travel on holiday, moved by the magic carpet. After manic flight and coach ride, arrive in tropical paradise and get brief suntan from heatlamp. . |
GENE FORECASTER Tim Hunkin & Sarah Angliss 2000  Cut a sample of your hair, and this extracts the DNA and analyses it, displaying genetic anomolies found and forcasting personal expiry date before issuing 3D printout (a fortune cookie). |
TEST YOUR NERVE Tim Hunkin 1991  Place hand in dog's cage and hold it there for as long as you dare. Dog pants, dribbles warm saliva and other disgusting things.
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THE BATHYSCAPE Tim Hunkin 2002  Turn the dive lever and descend to the seabed. After witnessing many marvels, get swallowed by a giant fish which causes the craft to leak. Fortunately reverse thrusters are provided for escape. |
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| AUTOFRISK Tim Hunkin 1993  Stand in position and let the rubber gloves give you a thorough frisk. |
QUICKFIT Tim Hunkin 2003  Watch a Jane Fonda workout - while the bed does the exercises for you, moving all your muscles. |
INSTANT WEIGHTLOSS Tim Hunkin 2003  Watch weightfree nutrients prepared especially for you and then watch yourself lose weight in the mirror. |
EXPRESSIVE PHOTOBOOTH Tim Hunkin 2003  Sit inside and the booth activates mechanisms to provoke a wide range of expressions while taking the photos. |
RENT-A-DOG Tim Hunkin 2004  Stand on the treadmill, hold the dog's lead and go for a walk. Includes stops at several interesting sights. |
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| MY-NUKE Tim Hunkin 2010  Use the remote manipulator arm to open the fuel box and load the fuel pellets into the reactor without dropping any. Dispenses edible nuclear waste at the end of each go.
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BRAINWASH Will Jackson 1995  Sit with head half inside processing chamber and watch through mirrors while your scalp is removed and your brain is scrubbed clean. Made by Will Jackson. Details on Will's website. |
THE DOCTOR Tim Hunkin 1987  Hold stethoscope again chest and let the doctor diagnose your complaint and write out an illegible prescription.
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THE CHIROPODIST Tim Hunkin 1986  Remove shoe and place foot in treatment bay. She then descends into the bowels of the machine and you feel her manipulating your foot. . |
THE BOOTH OF TRUTH Sarah Angliss & Tim Hunkin 2002  Place hand in slot and gaze into mirror for your reading. The mystic balls read your hand and deliver an accurate assessment of your character (based on Barnum Statements). |
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The Under The Pier Show started with 5 machines in 2001, when Southwold pier was being rebuilt. For more details about how it started see The Under the Pier Show archive.. |
