CURRENT MACHINES

 

 

PIRATE PRACTICE
Tim Hunkin 2012
Storm the super yacht and get even with the super rich.
MICROBREAK
Tim Hunkin 
2002

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Sit in the chair and travel on holiday, moved by the magic carpet. After manic flight and coach ride, arrive in tropical paradise and get brief suntan from heatlamp.

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GENE FORECASTER
 Tim Hunkin &
Sarah Angliss 2000

Cut a sample of your hair, and this extracts the DNA and analyses it, displaying genetic anomolies found and forcasting personal expiry date before issuing 3D printout (a fortune cookie). 
TEST  YOUR NERVE 
Tim Hunkin
1991


Place hand in dog's cage and hold it there for as long as you dare. Dog pants, dribbles warm saliva and other disgusting things.

 

THE
 BATHYSCAPE
Tim Hunkin 
2002


Turn the dive lever and descend to the seabed. After witnessing many marvels, get swallowed by a giant fish which causes the craft to leak. Fortunately reverse thrusters are provided for escape.
MOBILITY
MASTERCLASS
Tim Hunkin 2005

Start training for your future today!
Cross the motorway using the zimmer frame.
QUICKFIT
Tim Hunkin
2003

Watch a Jane Fonda workout  - while the bed does the exercises for you, moving all your muscles.  
WHACK A BANKER
Tim Hunkin 2009


Can you discipline the reckless bankers?
Whack them on the head  when they pop up. How many can you whack in 30 seconds.  
EXPRESSIVE
PHOTOBOOTH
Tim Hunkin
2003


Sit inside and the booth activates mechanisms to provoke a wide range of expressions while taking the photos. 
RENT-A-DOG
Tim Hunkin
2004


Stand on the treadmill, 
hold the dog's lead and
go for a walk. Includes
stops at several
interesting sights.
FLY DRIVE
Tim Hunkin 2008

Sit on the fly's proboscis and experience a fly's eye view of the world. Stop to eat for as long as you dare, but beware of the fly swat. 
BRAINWASH
Will Jackson 1995

Sit with head half inside processing chamber and watch through mirrors while your scalp is removed and your brain is scrubbed clean. Made by Will Jackson. Details on Will's website.
THE 
DOCTOR
Tim Hunkin 1987
Hold stethoscope again chest and let the doctor diagnose your complaint and write out an illegible prescription.

 

ART
APOCALYPSE
Tim Hunkin 2006

A real shooting gallery. Shoot up a Banksy or a Vetriano and smash the Barbara Hepworth sculpture into a million pieces.  
THE 
BOOTH OF TRUTH 
Sarah Angliss & 
Tim Hunkin  2002

Place hand in slot and gaze into mirror for your reading. The mystic balls read your hand and deliver an accurate assessment of your character (based on Barnum Statements). 

QUANTUM
TUNNELLING 
TELESCOPE
Tim Hunkin 2006

Focusing time and space to bring you everything you could
possibly want to see
through a pier telescope.

CRANKENSTEIN
Will Jackson 1989
Generate electricity and bring the monster to life
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THE DISGUSTING
SPECTACLE
Tim Hunkin 1979

The oldest machine in the arcade

 

 

DECORATION 
DIRECT
Tim Hunkin 2007

Businessmen pay cash for their honours and now you can too!

 

The Under The Pier Show started with 5 machines in 2001, when Southwold pier was being rebuilt. For more details about how it started see The Under the Pier Show archive..

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